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A sexually transmitted disease (STD) that is prevalent in Utah. It affects mostly viola players. Symptoms include delusion, imaginary musical talent, loss of dexterity, facial wasting disease, oily hair and dementia, among others.
Jon got gangbanged and contracted Kahananui.
The conductor was shocked that the youth orchestra sounded so bad! He later learned that the viola section had Kahananui.
by uyuyuyuya July 18, 2018
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A person who wants to be a musician but has no talent whatsoever. Someone who is deluded and can't understand that they suck at everything they do.
Jon sucks at playing the viola, he's a Kahananui.
Did you hear that audition? That Kahananui will never be admitted in any self respecting orchestra!
by uyuyuyuya July 18, 2018
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