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A secret language originating in North Chelmsford, Massachusetts that was created to keep everything on the down low and provide maximum privacy during a power outage in 2009.
"Kiko muishanve aloo shael. KizeX aik aloo mako lingoya"
KizeX by Veronica Farrren January 8, 2009
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Kizerkot 

Shut up, just shut your mouth, you’re such a dumbass, fuck off, stfu. Typically used as a way to say stfu in Aramaic, but commonly used in a joking manner. However, don’t tell your parents this, or expect a real slap to the face.
Kizerkot, you’re so stupid.
Samira, just Kizerkot, it’s getting old, gosh.
Kizerkot, I could just slap you right now.
Kizerkot by RonnieRoo February 17, 2019
Related Words
KizeX • Kizer • kilex • kize • KizerGaming • KAZEX • kinex • Kinexic • Kinexican • kinexting
Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.
Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.
Kizer by kasers October 20, 2009
jordan or known as “kilex” is a weird anorexic chronically online pedophile who likes grooming his little girlfriend who apparently likes it?.. this loser likes talkin shi on looks yet he looks like a fucking anorexic fat fuck? this com reject making his lil gf cut for him n send him stuff which is weird as fuck plus the gf is like 14 and hes like 17-18, even weird the gf likes it and shes proud of it LOL.. why was this weirdo jerking off to cp like? stop being a reject and a groomer LOL
person 1: remember kilex? hes so weird

person 2: IKR that pedo loser only goes wild for his underaged egirls
kilex by comlosersLOL October 7, 2023

kinexting 

Web cam "sex" between 2 or more individuals using Microsoft Xbox's kinect system.
My buddy re-inacted the Mr. Hands video for me while we were kinexting last night.
kinexting by LupinTHE3rd December 8, 2010
An ancient Japanese management philosophy that is used to guide a person in every decision no matter how small and seemingly inconsequential, to reach their goals.
The way he turns off every light to save electricity for his computer is very kizen.
kizen by ivymoss February 4, 2009
A name derived from a furniture store called "keziah". It is a well though name meaning crafty in all aspects and have a large number of ideas.
Kizeah is very lovely.
kizeah by PURRFE T May 12, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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