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kitchen dick 

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.
"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
kitchen dick by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

Kitchen Dick 

A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.
"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"
Kitchen Dick by jtrier1 January 13, 2014

Dick Kitchen 

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.
Dick Kitchen by MurrayMLK May 30, 2008

dick kitchen 

Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.
"Dude, stop being such a dick kitchen."
dick kitchen by roofy November 26, 2004

Kitchen Milk Dick 

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
Kitchen Milk Dick by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

kitchen-dickin' 

verb; can be used interchangably with any verb in a sentence
I was kitchen-dickin' that ho last night on the counter-top" Did you see that guy kitchen-dickin' it on the stairs? or "What are you up to?" "Oh just kitchen-dickin' it."
kitchen-dickin' by jen and erik December 21, 2003