"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
I was kitchen-dickin' that ho last night on the counter-top" Did you see that guy kitchen-dickin' it on the stairs? or "What are you up to?" "Oh just kitchen-dickin' it."