Kitchen Aide

The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.

OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!

I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!

by KahunaJ November 21, 2010

Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!

Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019

kitchenade

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen

Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.

by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009

KitchenAid your Ass

Rototilling a virgin ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!

by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019

kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.

I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator

A old ass fridge that sum stroke wants to sell you used at retail price...all the while thinking they are clever.

This Sumbitch is seriously trying to sell me a Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator....like a muthafucka don't know!!!!

by bob berner September 17, 2003