Kissmash 

A Redneck word that means "Kiss my ass" but is pronounced: Kiss-Mash

You Suck
Yeah, well you can just kissmash

Kissmash by Yo Peanut head August 17, 2009

Kissmas 

When you kiss a lot of people on Christmas, whether it be under the mistletoe or not.

"I had an AWESOME Kissmas."
"How many people did you kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas?" "A lot!" "Well then Merry Kissmas!"

Kissmas by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

Kissmas 

Christmas, when written with the shorthand, as Xmas, translates from emoticon language into 'Kissmas'.
i.e. a kiss, X, plus 'mas'

We'll have a loving time this Kissmas.

Kissmas by Zentas December 18, 2012

Kissmas 

Christmas day spent in bed with your lover playing with his package; spending Christmas day in bed with your lover and forgetting to open presents until the day after; if you're a guy then it's getting a taste of 'the' cookie on Christmas day; celebrating Christmas in a nontraditional manner where swapping presents is substituted or augmented with so much kissing, foreplay and sex that the couple forgets the customarily accepted gift exchange that usually takes place on December 25th ... or is that the 26th? Well any way, Christmas day becomes Kissmas day and the Christmas gift exchange takes place the following day.

Dave whispers, "Merry Kissmas, Sheila." as he pulls her close to him in bed and kisses her softly thus starting a Christmas sex session followed by spending the rest of Christmas playing around in bed and drifting in and out of sleep. Dave is too busy getting a piece of Sheila's cookie and Sheila is too busy enjoying Dave's package neither one cares they don't get around to opening Christmas presents until the day after Christmas. Ergo Dave and Sheila celebrated kissmas not Christmas.

Kissmas by Kleinbikegirl January 2, 2011

kissmas 

an alternative for those who do not believe in christmas but are forced to celebrate it anyway

Taz: merry christmas!
Hannah: i'm not a christian, so merry kissmas!

kissmas by skank_whore January 11, 2008

Kissmass 

A term used by teenage and young adult females with their boyfriends and or lovers to imply the impending dose of kisses to come in and around the holiday that is christmas.

Hey Babe, Kissmass is almost here, you know what that means...

Kissmass by BeethovenBootyCall December 25, 2011

kissmas 

A day of loving and romance.

His wife returns Monday, after a two-week absence, so it should be quite a kissmas.

kissmas by smjgJsbjgsm December 19, 2018