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Kirton Lindsey
A small village in North Lincolnshire which is riddled full of old people.
Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...
Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.
Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.
Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.
Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...
Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.
Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.
Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.
Kirton Lindsey by Kirton Lindsey Town Council October 24, 2018
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A girl who seems confident, but she is unsure. She can be silly, but knows when to be serious. Kirston is very loyal to her friends and fun to be around, so consider yourself lucky if you are friends with a Kirston. She has many dark secrets but is also open to the world, a free spirit. She is very sweet and innocent but can be aggressive if need be. Kirston is a girl who not only will demand respect from her boyfriend but also deserves it.
Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Kirston.
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