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A loving amazing guy, can be really mean and harsh, rude, narcissistic but is nice and kind on the down low
he cares for his family and friends more than anythingelse, often has blue or green eyes. Most of the time is really insecure but refuses to show it. an all around good guy
Karlos... no sentence required. Do not mistake for Carlos
Karlos by ~S.Anonymous June 12, 2018
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The hottest and sexiest man to walk on earth and a man of a women’s dreams all the girls masturbate to a man named Karlos. Karlos is the reason why girls get wet and all the girls get nervous when Karlos is around. Karlos is a man with the biggest dick in the world and has the biggest muscles and steals other men’s girls. A girl would break up with their man just to be with Karlos. Karlos rejects women but women ride his dick back and forth all day for him
Karlos is cute
Karlos by Ellerawjs December 30, 2020
Karlos has the biggest dick in the world and he’s amazing at sex he’s also very tall and fast and athletic he’s kind and loving.
That’s so Karlos
Karlos by EE_DFFGHLIOK October 21, 2019
the most cutie patootie person on this earth
person 1: “oh my god its karlos!!” person 2: “he is the most cutie patootie person ever! (heart eyes)” person 3: “im in love!!”
karlos by tenleesrealgf October 10, 2023
Karlos is a nickname for Karl, which pisses off the spanish too because it is meant to be spelt "Carlos"
"Yo Yo Yo Karlos!!!!"
Karlos by overboard January 26, 2005
fat neek that gets no girls and is a loser!!!!

also is from brazil (ew)
oh my god is that karlos? stay away from him he stinks and gets no girls
Karlos by sniperzz69 February 19, 2022
Karlos is a nice, funny guy, but don't get on his nerves, because he will beat you up. Karlos can be a friend to all people, but he can also be great enemies with them too. Karlos is awesome to hang out with, and can relate to most things you talk about. If you have a friend named Karlos with a K, hang out with them a ton and gain their trust, because they are awesome.
"Karlos is coming to the sleepover, yessss!"
Karlos by eli28 March 3, 2022