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used to describe a competent raid player, however receives the blame for all raid wipes, especially raids he is not in.

a famous Warrior belonging to Slayers of Oz guild in World of Warcraft's Aman'thul-US server.
ffs, it's Karloss fault
Karloss by Feliciti June 7, 2011
Words you can keep
A loving amazing guy, can be really mean and harsh, rude, narcissistic but is nice and kind on the down low
he cares for his family and friends more than anythingelse, often has blue or green eyes. Most of the time is really insecure but refuses to show it. an all around good guy
Karlos... no sentence required. Do not mistake for Carlos
Karlos by ~S.Anonymous June 12, 2018
The hottest and sexiest man to walk on earth and a man of a women’s dreams all the girls masturbate to a man named Karlos. Karlos is the reason why girls get wet and all the girls get nervous when Karlos is around. Karlos is a man with the biggest dick in the world and has the biggest muscles and steals other men’s girls. A girl would break up with their man just to be with Karlos. Karlos rejects women but women ride his dick back and forth all day for him
Karlos is cute
Karlos by Ellerawjs December 30, 2020
Very handsome guy who’s loyal, honest and kind. He’s sweet and has a very kind heart even though he tries to put up a tough exterior. He’s a hot sex symbol you’ll be the envy of a lot of Women if you can get next to him. Karlous never gets old they’ll the hottest Grandpa on the block. They rarely let people in. If they call you a Friend,Lover,or someone special it’s a huge privilege. Get you a Karlous.
Did you get with that Karlous? I know it was worth your while.
Karlous by It’s in the name March 20, 2022

ms. karlowsky 

druggy band teacher that drugs dumbass band kids by putting meth in their trumpets
kid 1:"did you see ms. karlowsky the band teacher today?"
kid 2: "no why? I thought she was sick"
kid 3: "I saw her and Mr. g at the back of the school dealing meth"
kid 1: "wow she's such a DRUGGY"
ms. karlowsky by stankeypoopy December 16, 2019
Karlos has the biggest dick in the world and he’s amazing at sex he’s also very tall and fast and athletic he’s kind and loving.
That’s so Karlos
Karlos by EE_DFFGHLIOK October 21, 2019

Karlos with a K 

Karlos with a K is usually a 2 foot crusty midget. He hasn’t put lotion on his knees, hands or elbows since WW1 shit looks like his skin peeling off. He runs a brothel in Manila that all the boys go to. This mans really in Spain but the p is silent 😔😔😔. Mans bowl cut looks like a grade 2 drawing shit ugly as fuck. ngl Karlos with a K is a sexy beast.
Person 1: Eyyy bruh u need sum lotion your shit ashy as fuck. Your hair look like what happens when your hit ur arm on the keyboard, get this mans a haircut.

Person 2: My bad, I guess I’m pulling a Karlos with a K today.
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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