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Anything racist is seen as a felony to these people, they rather die than admit they're racist. They're never really the type to get into relationships, but prefer friendship over all other types. If they feel threatened, expect a strong reaction, or a joyous one with a bit of aggression. If angry, they usually remain their normal selves, not showing anything but the outer layer. These people are usually males, females on rare occasion.
"My friend has been such a kirkist lately, it's almost crazy how fast he changed in a day."
Kirkist by CertifiedMarker September 4, 2025
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Krkistan 

Country in West Europe, Famous for their involvement in the concept of not having an age of consent.
Hey look! its a krkistanian hide your kids!
Krkistan by Krkistanian Citizen November 8, 2019
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Being biased against one's fetishes, or kinks. Basically kink-shaming.
Sarah: I did BDSM with Jack the other day, it was so hot
Cindy: You`re into that shit? You`re such a freak!
Sarah: Shut up, you`re into piss drinking!
Ellen: You guys are so kinkist
1. Word describing someone that has had a bit of alcohol and will not listen to others. Generally someone being Kirkish is describes themselves as The Great One, The Golden One, and Gangsta. Followed closely by "No one tells the Great One what to do" as they fall over.

2. When someone is being a pain in the ass they are being Kirkish.
Last night Bill was lying on the floor of Village Inn drunk, yelling, and screaming how great he is, he was being SO Kirkish.
kirkish by sandbar for life February 2, 2017
the religion about the goatse man kirk johnson

the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.
i practise kirkism every day, i'm a proud kirkist
kirkism by mr nig October 26, 2017
to borrow something from someone and loan it to someone else without permission
A boy borrows a skateboard from a friend, then loans it to another friend as if the item was his own, without permssion from the friend who owns it.
Kirkit by M Brausam January 26, 2004

kirkliston

Small village just outside Edinburgh. From a crappy beginning the village is having money injected into it by new housing. Sadly thre is still an area called the gorbals(nickname). This is the arsehole of kirkliston and has several drunk and inbred families. These mutants can be found at the "Kirklands" pub. aka the flying tumbler abusing the educated ones.
small village outside edinburgh kirkliston
kirkliston by whatever112 September 6, 2007
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