the religion about the goatse man kirk johnson
the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.
the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.
by mr nig October 26, 2017
Get the kirkismmug. Kirkism (noun)
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
Kirkism (noun)
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
by CancelUsAll October 4, 2025
Get the Kirkismmug.