the religion about the goatse man kirk johnson
the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.
the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.
by mr nig October 26, 2017
Get the kirkism mug.Kirkism (noun)
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
Kirkism (noun)
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
When the left decides that questioning a slogan, a meme, or a hashtag is literally treason, and proceeds to cancel, shame, or erase you for it — basically authoritarian progressivism in action.
Named ironically after Charlie Kirk, because it’s like taking the zeal of a far-right activist and flipping it 180° onto the “woke” side.
Example:
“I just said ‘maybe that slogan is dumb’ and boom — full Kirkism hit me. Deleted, blocked, and canceled in under an hour.”
Tagline:
“Virtue as a weapon. Hashtags as the gavel.”
Kirkist (noun)
Someone who enforces Kirkism. They patrol your tweets, Reddit posts, or Discord messages looking for any hint of disagreement, then unleash public shaming, moral lectures, or digital exile.
Example:
“He didn’t even insult anyone — he just asked a question. The Kirkists showed up, and now he’s trending for all the wrong reasons.”
Tagline:
“A keyboard warrior of righteousness.”
by CancelUsAll October 4, 2025
Get the Kirkism mug.The ideation or belief in the right to life, not going to college, and standing up for what's right even though it's not popular and trying to make it popular using facts and reason
by Janae armenta September 10, 2025
Get the Charlie kirkism mug.1. Word describing someone that has had a bit of alcohol and will not listen to others. Generally someone being Kirkish is describes themselves as The Great One, The Golden One, and Gangsta. Followed closely by "No one tells the Great One what to do" as they fall over.
2. When someone is being a pain in the ass they are being Kirkish.
2. When someone is being a pain in the ass they are being Kirkish.
Last night Bill was lying on the floor of Village Inn drunk, yelling, and screaming how great he is, he was being SO Kirkish.
by sandbar for life February 2, 2017
Get the kirkish mug.it means you accept the wonderful Kira as your ruler >:) accept that their pronouns are they/them or die by my hands :) every night you must pray to Kira with black candles around you or bad luck might come :)
Person 1: what's your religion?
Person 2: oh it's kiraism
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: we pray to our ruler, Kira, every night with black candles and respect their pronouns.
Person 1: oh sounds cool!
Person 2: oh it's kiraism
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: we pray to our ruler, Kira, every night with black candles and respect their pronouns.
Person 1: oh sounds cool!
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Person 2: Hell yeah, I'm up for some kinkism.
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'm up for some kinkism.
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