A Kingsleton is a rare beast, with an unmanageable mane consisting of dreadwhips. It punches dolphins in the face. It ties slores up in burlap sacks and throws them into rivers. It is anything but tame.
Hey did you hear that wild Kingsleton rampaging through the nursing home?...Yeah i think he was packin' a shake weight....shit is about to go down....
by shazamalam February 11, 2011