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Kingsleton 

A Kingsleton is a rare beast, with an unmanageable mane consisting of dreadwhips. It punches dolphins in the face. It ties slores up in burlap sacks and throws them into rivers. It is anything but tame.
Hey did you hear that wild Kingsleton rampaging through the nursing home?...Yeah i think he was packin' a shake weight....shit is about to go down....
Kingsleton by shazamalam February 28, 2011
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kingston ohio 

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.
Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!
kingston ohio by icewolf July 22, 2012

Kingston-upon-Thames 

A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.
Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!

Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
Kingston-upon-Thames by Musical Man December 30, 2010

Kofi Kingston 

Man that pop for Kofi Kingston winning the title at Wrestlemania was huge

Kofi Kingston 

A wrestler from Ghana who pretends to be Jamaican.
What's the name of that Jamaican wrestler with the mop on his head?

That's Kofi Kingston and he's no Jamaican. He's from Ghana, which is only about 5,000 miles from Jamaica.

Kingston the name 

A fun loving guy who loves music and movies. Many think he may be an average guy who is nothing special but he is the exact opposite. He loves his family but will never admit it. He is a fun loving heartfelt person who will always be there for you and won’t complain. He is full of personality and would be a great actor.
Kingston the name is sooooo cool

Alex Kingston 

An amazing English actress who is best known for the role of River Song in the popular sci-fi TV series, Doctor Who and for her role as Elizabeth Corday in ER. She is flawless and sexy and should always be referred to as such.
*Sunday morning*
Kate: Did you see Doctor Who last night?
Joe: Yea I did! And Alex Kingston was sexy as ever!
Alex Kingston by Ololay October 5, 2011
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