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Kingstoning 

Something that Kingston does.
"It's Kingstoning time."
Kingstoning by KlarkJar May 31, 2024
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Kingstoning 

"Kingstoning" is a slang for Masturbating or masturbation the person who is "kingstoning" aggressively tugs on the foreskin with one hand with a mean/angry look on their face.
I'm kingstoning to you so badly right now to a picture of you.

Kingstonguing 

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

Kingstanding 

Piss poor town in Birmingham where a variety of townie shit heads live. Breeding ground for no-hopers.
Man: Kingstanding is a shit place to live.
Townie: Lend me five pence or I'll fucking spark you out, matey.
Kingstanding by LUEser February 20, 2004

Kingstonnn 

Kingstonnn be wise ohh oh be wise
Kingston: is San Franciscoa state
P1: Kingstonnn
Kingston: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKK
“Oh shit mate I’ve got kingsting, you got any rizzler?”
Kingsting by Fatpiffta15 July 4, 2022

Kingstonite 

The proper noun to describe a person who hails from Kingston, Ontario. They are typically very friendly, kind hearted, and prideful - especially when it comes to their new bridges and forts.
Em: Hey, did you meet Brad? He's from Kingston like you, eh.

Brittney: Oh yay, I get to meet another Kingstonite!
Kingstonite by RandomWattpader March 3, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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