King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

King Kong Shlong by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

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King Kong Long Shlong

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

King Kong Long Shlong by anonymous March 2, 2021

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King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

King Kong Schlong by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

King Kong Schlong by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

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kingkongshlong

belongs to tia and tia only.

- 'Hey man, did you see those new kingkongshlong s??'
- 'Leave them alone, they belong to tia anne.'

kingkongshlong by tiaxanne August 8, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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