King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

King Kong Shlong by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

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King Kong Long Shlong

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

King Kong Long Shlong by anonymous March 2, 2021

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King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

King Kong Schlong by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

King Kong Schlong by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

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kingkongshlong

belongs to tia and tia only.

- 'Hey man, did you see those new kingkongshlong s??'
- 'Leave them alone, they belong to tia anne.'

kingkongshlong by tiaxanne August 8, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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