Someone who while having a dick in their mouths, can communicate effectively with others, and can also hear what others are saying while they have dicks in their mouths.
Everyone is well aware that Bryan Jones is a true Dick Whisperer.
When a mans penis is so small it resembles a large female clitoris
That guy has a clittle dick
Someone, usually a marsupial, who enjoys ramming their hands up other people's asses, all the way to the knuckles. This will of course cover the assailants hand in muck, leading to the obvious name
Bryan Jones doesn't care how old or what sex you are, he will jam you up the pooper hard, he is known as THE Muck Knuckler.
someone who without your knowledge or consent, forces a penis upon you with intent to rape and or injure. This is done very stealthily, the equivalent of the ninja buttfuck.
Watch out for Jason Pettengill, last night he sneak dicked his brother, hit him hard with the ninja buttfuck
Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.
At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.