Kimk

When a person totally ruins a joke, conversation, or anything, with one comment or action.

John: I wanna fuck you
Jane: I know, I do, too.
Tyler Johnson-Vasquez: I WANNA WATCH!
John: That was a kimk.
Jane: Yeah, I don't want to do it anymore.

by Corwallis December 16, 2011

Kim K Cry

(noun) When a spoiled bitch who is usually beautiful cries like a horse giving birth. This cry is mostly seen in girls whom which did not get something overly extravagant and/or completely unnecessary yet it makes them bawl their eyes dry. The name originates from the celebrity Kim Kardashian whom which has the most intense crying face you'll ever lay eyes on.

Her dad got her a jetta for her birthday instead or a porsche and I swear she had the biggest Kim K cry I've ever seen.

by unicornpixisatan November 16, 2013

Kim K

Eat out a girls ass whilst having a wank, finish all over her ass and back.

Thats a phat ass, let me Kim K you?

by JC1995 May 20, 2018

Kim K

A slut with a big butt.

"OMG she is such a Kim K"

"IKR"

by "Axeled it" June 3, 2016

kim k

that which you call someone who is always on the phone. in reference to Kim Kardashian.

Kim K get off your phone!

by ellie kb September 8, 2010

Kim K Status

A girl that only dates black boys.

Kim K stands for Kim Kardashian.

Caleb: "Didn't Natalie just break up with Tyrone Tucker?"
William: "Ya, now she's going out with Smoove Johnson!"
Caleb: "WOW, she's on that Kim K status!!"

by Jae Muffz February 20, 2011

Kim k

A plastic person

Kim k be carful by the fire plastic melts

by Volleyballluv19 October 1, 2020