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Kill me now 

A way of expressing disdain with a current, recently learnt past, or potential future wholly undesirable event or occurrence. Typically perceived to be such a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation for reasons behold: insufficient enthusiasm, interest, or concern; a lack of physical grace, elegance, or refinement; the culmination of preceding incompatible events or uninformed persons meeting; how one will be regarded by individuals, peers, family, a presently undefined social group, or the populace at large
They're going to be there, at the same time? Kill me now.
Kill me now by Backward Evolution January 25, 2014
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kill me now 

The great urge to just be taken out of your misery....at this direct instint
watch my children while i never come back...can you just...kill me now?
kill me now by Pa-Chinkoo August 20, 2011

Kill Me Now 

Just kill me now, furries, really?
Kill Me Now by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

kill me now... 

That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
kill me now... by THEIRONY December 12, 2017

kill me now i have so much homework 

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress
"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

kill me now this is boring 

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?
school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

killmenow 

When a person who is being sexually abused or meets a weird animal, they may express their discontent with a long grunt and then saying the following. this means that they wish to be killed or to suicide.
Please kill me. I want to die! killmenow! uuunnnnghhghhhunnnghhh! KILLMENOW!
killmenow by kacey boudreau March 28, 2007
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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