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This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?
Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me
by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018
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something that someone says when they wanna die u feel
hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me
by suspiciousleaf August 06, 2017
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A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
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