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Kik-napped by Joebuettner June 30, 2026
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Cocktail Kidnapped
When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014
help, i've been kidnapped
What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
help, i've been kidnapped by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019
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Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020
kidnapped
When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.
Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
kidnapped by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018
bed kidnapped
bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.
bed kidnapped by ivandominguez February 18, 2011
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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