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Guan Kiong Teh
A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
Guan Kiong Teh by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 19, 2013
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Kihong • kihongleesexual • Khongor • khongorzul • Khongyew • khiong kan • Khong • khongkhang • không like tao block • Khong Rapper
khongorzul
Khongorzul is common name for female in Mongolia. It is named after a flower Gladholus. But few of people named Khongorzul are the most caring and lovable people in the world. They're smart, honest, funny but they are too shy to ask you out. I suggest asking them out first. After all they're still the best
khongorzul by Qqqqqkkkkk November 19, 2019
Cac du ma khong biet
Vietnamese saying. Literally translates to "penis motherfucker don't know", but is used like "Fuck, I don't know this."
Cac du ma khong biet by CAC DU MA KHONG BIET June 4, 2018
kihongleesexual
kihongleesexual by Tina_hppt January 27, 2021
Khong
a really cool asian dude, usually very nice but his kindness shouldn't be taken for granted, if pushed can result in a devastating force. not to be underestimated
Friend 1: hey have you met Khong
Friend 2: yeah he round house kicked me as soon as we met then he apologized
Friend 2: yeah he round house kicked me as soon as we met then he apologized
Khong by masterzhang187 May 31, 2014
Khongorzul
It is a name for a Mongolian girl. They are so lonely and no one cares about them. If u r lonely too please be friend w her. She needs someone to talk. She is keeping a huge secret. Its so hard for her. She might kill herself one day. If u gets closer to them once they will trust u. Dont make them loose trust for u. Please dont bully her. ( i cant take this pain anymore )
Khongorzul by hiiiiilooooooovvvvvvvvuuuuuuuu December 9, 2019
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