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Kierni is a very nice,HOT, and funny girl. She probably like Beyoncé and is very smart. She would never be rude unless you touch her hair and she will back hand you so watch out
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Kierni by Loveforever6 November 30, 2017
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Kielnik cup 

A 7-11 double gulp used to hide liquor in public, usually on the sideline at a kids football or soccer game.
I need to make a stop at 7-11 before my kids game to get a Kielnik cup.
Kielnik cup by Crohnie June 25, 2016
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A woman who exceeds all others in beauty and intelligence. Kierna's are strong-willed, but tender-hearted, and often fail to see the beauty that others see in them.
Keep it up, and one day you'll be a Kierna.
Kierna by The_Definator February 10, 2010

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.
I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.
Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011
A totally radical Irish girl who's hotter than hell itself. Though totally devilish, she has a good heart, crazy humor, and doesn't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. Tell her you don't like her and she'll reply with a colorfully artistic response of where you can shove it. Beautifully fair (as most Irish women are) with eyes that hold the mysteries of the universe. To get a hold of the rare Kierney is to embark on the wildest journey of your life.
"Dude, do you see that chick over there?"
"The hot one that looks like she wants to eat you alive?"
"Yeah, man. She looks like a total Kierney. I'll let that Irish siren drag me to hell any day."
Kierney by musicman85 April 28, 2013
A cute, charming, bubbly girl with pretty hair and big brown eyes. She is different because of her name, but she is not weird or stalkerish. She is wonderful to be around. She is kind, sweet and adorable. A Kirenia would be the perfect girlfriend for anyone.
Aww. That girl is really nice! I really like kirenia!
Kirenia by Soso May 26, 2013

Kierncest 

When your boy Kiernan says he wants to fuck the female Snapchat version of himself.
“Bro, Kiernan, you wanna fuck the girl version of you?? That’s Kierncest my guy.”
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murderhobo 

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