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A god amongst men that has women pounding his massive cock 25/7, which is an hour more than everyone else has in a day because he's fucking awesome. He is also known for his immaculate handsomeness and amazing personality in bed, as well as his unique tri-penis.
ADJ - Stacy's mom: Stacy, I wish your dad was more Kieland in bed.

N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.
Kieland by Troy Armstrong December 7, 2010
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A really cool dude that is misunderstood but also a joy to have around.
Damn man, Kelando is a really cool dude.
Kelando by realKELP June 4, 2018
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Cute,kind,brave,care about her friends
Kielanna is a nice, young, girl and people want to be her friends,Kielanna is a beautiful girl and don't care what people say about she.
kielanna by Melan June 28, 2020
The name of Keiland has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.
A Keiland is not confident.
Keiland by AirSeller October 29, 2019
a new island showed up on the maps but there no name for it

so they would call it a kreland
kreland by benjamin lewis owen October 28, 2010

kelandsunnyfanpage

kelandsunnyfanpage is a average omori cc in tiktok,
they are usually known for that mari stair video and suntan videos
they are overall great, and connected to more omori tiktokers

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“look! it’s that omori tiktoker! kelandsunnyfanpage!”
Kielan is a boy with a big penis he’s a boy who passes out in p7 and his mum is fit he 360 boscopes people on fortnite fortnite is shit
Kielan is a good boy he has a good dick
Kielan by Bigdick6282(Lewis) November 26, 2018
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