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A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.
Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"
Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011
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kerando will ways picks fights if you dishonor his family even though he has a really small chance of winning he is very good at math for some reason and cries every time someone is doing it wrong
Kerando do my math homework
Kerando by timmyhambone November 21, 2014

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kelandsunnyfanpage is a average omori cc in tiktok,
they are usually known for that mari stair video and suntan videos
they are overall great, and connected to more omori tiktokers

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“look! it’s that omori tiktoker! kelandsunnyfanpage!”

Kelandon 

The climax of sexual excitement, consisting of intense muscle tightening around the genital area experienced as a pleasurable wave of tingling sensations through parts of the body
God that was the best, Kelandon.
Kelandon by KGF May 3, 2006

kelandre 

An atisocial person who hates everyone
She is such a kelandre
kelandre by Bahhdie May 18, 2021
A VERY funny black guy, usually attracted to brownskin and dark girls, most likely gonna become a rapper called "lil deodorant".
ooh kelands coming!
keland by southernredneck69 March 14, 2017
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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