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Kiehl

A god-like leader, Kiehl is often believed by theologians to be the second coming of Christ. Historical references to Kiehl can be found across the globe, ranging from inscriptions in Mayan temples to Egyptian hieroglyphs and Chinese mythology.

According to legend, Kiehl will defeat two lesser witches and one dominant one. They are depicted as the opposite of the holy trinity: female, evil, and hateful. The presence of Kiehl and his triumph over the witches will mark the beginning of a new epoch of peace and prosperity for all mankind. The true Kiehl will be identified by his holy beauty, scaled skin, charisma, powers of persuasion, and most notably his immense intellectual acumen.
Hannibal smited his enemies at Cannae like Kiehl.
by Blind Seer March 22, 2010
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Kiehl's

Kiehl’s was founded as an old-world apothecary in New York’s East Village neighborhood over 150 years ago. Throughout the years, they have remained dedicated to providing their patrons uniquely efficacious skin and hair products through the most attentive, personalized service. Each of their employees is committed to serving customers and communities alike through the highest service standards.
Their products are made utilizing the finest ingredients known to them snd their unique formulations assure the high quality skin, hair and body care that their customers have come to expect from them. Their unique, extensive background represents a blend of cosmetic, pharmaceutical, herbal, and medicinal knowledge developed and passed on through the generations.
The main character from the movie "American Psycho" used high end products described in the films opening monologue. They were probably from Kiehl's.
by BlazNena May 13, 2007
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keehl

to pass out from eating nothing but chocolate; coined thanks to the character Mihael Keehl (pronounced "key-ul") from the manga series "Death Note," who is shown eating only chocolate
The other day I ate seventeen bags of Hershey Kisses, then keehled on the couch and didn't get up again for about six hours.
by bipittybip February 25, 2008
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Kehlani

The baddest bitch you could EVER encounter, she’s cute or watevah and is kind hearted, she cares about others feelings a lot and would do anything for her friends
by speakingfactsperiodt October 13, 2019
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Mihael Keehl

A.k.a. Mello, The most badass Death Note character there is. He eats chocolate and blows shit up. He is often seen dramatically biting off a piece of a chocolate bar. He also wears a lot of leather. Second successor to L. Hates Near, and has an inferiority complex. Mafia member and best friends with Matt. Killed by Takada with a Death Note.
"You'll never be as awesome as Mihael Keehl"
by Mellofangirl October 22, 2013
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Kielnik cup

A 7-11 double gulp used to hide liquor in public, usually on the sideline at a kids football or soccer game.
I need to make a stop at 7-11 before my kids game to get a Kielnik cup.
by Crohnie June 25, 2016
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Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.
Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!
by DaveyHamburger June 16, 2020
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