kidman

A man of much kid. Is not usually the main character but is often found in the background looking lost. Most specimens tend to be long-haired and unkempt.

Look at that Kidman there... lurking in the background, he's so unkempt!

Matt is THE Kidman!

by Hanananaananaaah December 13, 2006

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jens kidman

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.

Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*

by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020

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Nicole Kidman

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.

WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.

by triggaz April 15, 2008

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Nicole Kidman

1. An awfully tall, frail actress, broom-like in body build, widely considered to be unusually attractive but is actually the opposite. 2. (Slang) any tall, ugly woman of frail build.

Example: As nauseatingly unattractive as this Kidman was to watch, her performance wasn't bad.

by DementedRonald October 14, 2004

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