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jens kidman 

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.
Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
jens kidman by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020
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Nicole Kidman 

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
Nicole Kidman by triggaz April 14, 2008

Nicole Kidman 

1. An awfully tall, frail actress, broom-like in body build, widely considered to be unusually attractive but is actually the opposite. 2. (Slang) any tall, ugly woman of frail build.
Example: As nauseatingly unattractive as this Kidman was to watch, her performance wasn't bad.
Nicole Kidman by DementedRonald January 12, 2007

Nicole Kidman 

noun- a very scary woman
Nicole Kidman scares the shit outta me.

Nicole Kidman 

A very rare, beautiful inspiring goddess-like actress. Tall and model-like, with golden locks and porcelain skin. Gives wonderful performances.
I wish I could be Nicole Kidman, because she's the best!!
Nicole Kidman by SophisticatedVanny September 3, 2005

Jens Kidman 

Jens Kidman: I LIKE JUICE, FINISH YOUR JUICE FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE
Jens Kidman by NepgearAfficionado February 18, 2022