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(n) Calling someone kidlex is basically saying they can get any girl they want, not care about girls or there feelings , and accuring alot of money.
"Oh wow, kidlex just stepped through."
"That's it?"
Kidlex by sleeptimelouie October 4, 2011
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A small child.
Aww, look at that cute little kidlet.
kidlet by Kyoko October 24, 2003
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jordan or known as “kilex” is a weird anorexic chronically online pedophile who likes grooming his little girlfriend who apparently likes it?.. this loser likes talkin shi on looks yet he looks like a fucking anorexic fat fuck? this com reject making his lil gf cut for him n send him stuff which is weird as fuck plus the gf is like 14 and hes like 17-18, even weird the gf likes it and shes proud of it LOL.. why was this weirdo jerking off to cp like? stop being a reject and a groomer LOL
person 1: remember kilex? hes so weird

person 2: IKR that pedo loser only goes wild for his underaged egirls
kilex by comlosersLOL October 7, 2023
Kidlet
Plural Kidlets
Another word for children, kids also used to express a name for older people that you know well.
Hey there my little kidltes!
How are you today my kidlet?
A little kid, typically between the ages of 3-12. Characterized by their lack of intelligence and social skills, and their tendency to annoy those around them. Nearly every person goes through this stage of development in their life. A child naturally gains more knowledge and self awareness with age, and eventually will not be considered a kidley once he or she can do things independently and fails to annoy others.
"Look at that kidley, it won't stop screaming, and I'm trying to read!" exclaimed Joe.
Kidley by huskerboy99 July 12, 2019

Kidsexual 

Kidsexual, means that a man or a women is in love with little boys or little girls.
Kidsexual is defined: I love little girls. I'am a pedophile. I love little boys.
Kidsexual by idontlovekids September 22, 2021
A meal the McDonald's people are considering adding to their menu. It is like a chicken nugget exept instead of a hunk of unidentified chicken-like something in the center it has a piece of a little kid (deep fried, of course).
Yo, i'm gonna go down to McDonald's and get myself some kidlets.
kidlet by randomoldman October 26, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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