Kidley

A little kid, typically between the ages of 3-12. Characterized by their lack of intelligence and social skills, and their tendency to annoy those around them. Nearly every person goes through this stage of development in their life. A child naturally gains more knowledge and self awareness with age, and eventually will not be considered a kidley once he or she can do things independently and fails to annoy others.

"Look at that kidley, it won't stop screaming, and I'm trying to read!" exclaimed Joe.

by huskerboy99 July 12, 2019

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

by wfly81 July 1, 2014

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Tim Kiley

A guy who likes sea Manatees and is also a unicorn master, He can summon fire and dance like no other a bad ass in anyones book if there book were to read look at that guy over there he is a hippie hatin, manatee sexin, unicorn master, dancing fool

Also someone who loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and when ever he rolls the dice he yells LIVE ACTION even thought this is not proper game etiquette

After I roll my 12 sided dice in our Dungeons and Dragons game I will use my Tim Kiley to kill all of your Level 3 Orcs.

That guy sure can Tim Kiley on the Dance floor.

by HellBorn November 28, 2012

Kidney rape

When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"

I better get this wound in my lower back stitched closed before I become a victim of kidney rape.

by Docjlove June 28, 2015

Kinley

Kinley is someone who is hyper, sweet, pretty, kind, beautiful, athletic, and someone you can always rely on. No matter what she is loyal to her friends and family, she sets a great Christ like example. She is a great person and can always cheer you up. She’s very athletic to and loves sports, especially basketball. She can run fast and always had energy. You would definitely want to meet someone like Kinley.

Kinley is my best friend and she is so awesome.

by Kdjdjdjdjdjd December 5, 2020