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Kikesters 

A play on the word gangsters.

The word KIKESTERS referrs to the cabal of kikes that maintain disproportionate control over the US's Media outlets, Banking system, Political system, Wall Street, and Foreign policy.
The kikesters need to be reigned in and jailed just like the government did with the gangsters. They are parasites of this country and have hijacked it to further the murderous ways of their zionist agenda against the goyim they secretly are taught to loathe.
Kikesters by Terrible T September 15, 2009

Kikesters 

A play on the word gangsters.

The word KIKESTERS referrs to the cabal of kikes that maintain disproportionate control over the US's Media outlets, Banking system, Political system, Wall Street, and Foreign policy.
The kikesters need to be reigned in and jailed just like the government did with the gangsters. They are parasites of this country and have hijacked it to further the murderous ways of their zionist agenda against the goyim they secretly are taught to loathe.
Kikesters by Terrible T September 15, 2009

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

Kiestering 

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.
Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.
Kiestering by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008

Kuestersteffen 

A guy who is a complete nerd, but still has that sexy side to him. He loves Family Guy and Consuela the Hispanic Maid. He is a great guy to hang out with and makes a great friend
Me: Hey Kuestersteffen, did you see the latest Family Guy?
Kuestersteffen: No, No, Mister Superman No Home.
Me: Well You Need To See It!
Kuestersteffen: No, Nooo, I clean now.
Kuestersteffen by JamesDeanII January 17, 2013
Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.
"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."
Kiester by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017
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