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Khizer Ahmed 

A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.
How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.
Khizer Ahmed by vHypnotic July 11, 2022
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She’s a Kind person who will have your back through thick and thin. She’s been through tough times but will look at the happy side of life. She will give u a heart of many wounders. Keep her safe for there when you loose her she will be gone forever.
Khizra has a big heart 💕
Khizra by Checker cheds April 2, 2019
Khier is a very cute and handsome boy. He is very loyal and will definitely treat you right. He may seem shy at times, but he sure is one amazing friend once you get to know him.

Although he doesn’t like it, his real and true smile is one of the brightest and cutest smiles out there.

Khier loves Spiderman. He also Lauvs music, mostly Shiloh Dynasty and Lauv songs.

Get yourself a Khier!!!
He’s so Khier!
Khier by Thanktheeyou November 27, 2018
Probably one of the best people you will ever meet. If you meet a Khizr you have been gifted with his presence. He has complete authority over anyone he gazed upon. Not to mention how much he traps, he can get any girl he want on command. He puts no effort into things and is still the best at what he does, also not to mention the amount of cash he has. Khizr is synonymous to legend and finessee. Meeting a Khizr is a true pleasure and miracle
Brooooooooooooo have you met Khizr, that dude crazy I swear he always wylinnnnn
Khizr by legend kid February 1, 2019

kaizers orchestra 

Kaizers Orchestra is a Norwegian band that uses the most unusual and creative ways of creating amazingly original music. Their lyrics deal with different issues then love, like most artists. Instead, Kaizers sing about Heaven, Hell, Russian Roulette, and they tell strange stories of quirky characters and their adventures. They are a great band, one of the best ever, despite being different.
Kaizers Orchestra is a Norweigan rock band. Actually, it's kind of not rock. It's... well... it's not really any genre at all. XD
kaizers orchestra by Xiao May 4, 2005

Khizr Khan 

Proud Muslim American. A Gold Star Family member. Speaker at the 2016 Democratic National Convention. His U.S. Army captain son died in Iraq as a result of a Suicide Bomber.
Khizr Khan took it to Donald Trump in his 2016 speech at the Democratic National Convention. Donald Trump went ape shit. He could not handle Khizr Khan’s words.
Khizr Khan by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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