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When your day is going well, you're winding down to go home from work and your boss asks you do do a 'simple job' that he knows is going to ruin your day.
You've just been Khaned
Khaned by @YourNameHere September 22, 2020
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DJ Khaled 

An idiot who just shouts his name over other people's music and makes all the money off it and dances like a douchebag in all the music videos
" DJ Khaled just made a new song"
"No he didnt he just said "WE DA BEST !!" over there song"
DJ Khaled by asdaesentials August 25, 2017
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DJ Khaled 

DJ Khaled: WE DA BEEEST

nigga stfu you annoying
DJ Khaled by Bih536424 April 20, 2018

khandan destroyer 

The World's biggest Lowkey Penis. It is the destroyer of families and families to come, it has been used only once to a woman of Unknown identity; to this day that woman is all that is left of her family lineage. The Owner of the Khandan Destroyer is classified, however the person is known to live in the UK, Manchester. Many people have claimed to be the owner of the Khandan Destroyer, all lies. The real owner remains unknown. So if someone says they are the Khandan Destroyer and they prove to be true...give that man a medal.
I gave her the Khandan Destroyer !
Beautiful but doesnt think soo. shes awesome, cool , and has mad swag. did i mention that shes beautiful
Khandi by Jonathan... is so fly January 11, 2012

Dj Khaled 

The act of not reciprocating after someone goes down on you.
Guy " I just spent 15 minutes muffing you and you won't return the favor, are you really going to Dj Khaled me like that?"
Dj Khaled by Kwaki June 2, 2018

DJ Khaled 

Can i have a dj khaled off your joint?
DJ Khaled by Miacovone October 9, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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