One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.
The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.
by Ozone February 13, 2005
Get the keyboardist mug.The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.
While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.
Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.
While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.
Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.
I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.
by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016
Get the mashing keyboards mug.Related Words
An overwhelming sensation of pleasure that a person experiences while typing something that they feel is particularly brilliant, original, poignant or funny. The satisfaction and elation is the opposite of feelings associated with writer's block.
Typing furiously on her computer, the author experienced a keyboardasm when she realized that she had perfectly expressed with words the exact feeling and emotion that she had hoped to convey.
by Buzz Writeyear January 15, 2008
Get the keyboardasm mug.A medieval form of torture.
In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.
Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.
Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!
I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!
That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.
STOP the KEYBOARDING!!
AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!
That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.
STOP the KEYBOARDING!!
AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
by pianocheater April 14, 2014
Get the keyboarding mug.a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.
by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009
Get the keyboardicus erectus mug.Keyboardcat Witness -
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
by ravenmsb June 24, 2009
Get the Keyboardcat Witness mug.1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."
by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010
Get the Keyboardsmash mug.