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Kevius • kekius maximus • kaevius • kevihs • kevinsexual • Kevish • kevidsky • Kevins-Beard • kevins bitch ass • kevins butt
kevihs
A supposedly "good grammar school" for only girls
Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
"You go to Kevihs?"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"
kevihs by Pseudonymous Unsinn January 17, 2020
KeviSkillz
Harry, also known as KeviSkillz, on Twitch.tv is our beloved Call Of Duty moderator who is a sweetheart and has some cute cats.
Scump: KeviSkillz is a god.
@KeviSkillz can you unban me? I was only kidding when I said your cats are ugly.
@KeviSkillz can you unban me? I was only kidding when I said your cats are ugly.
KeviSkillz by CasperKurama November 19, 2018
kevisha
is a girl with a unique name that comes from the name kevin ,she is caring,loving ,and also funny at times but she is mostly serious.... she tends to fall in love with guys with a good personality.....overall she's nice to get along with .....also she is friendly
kevisha by tanii xwilli January 9, 2018
kevins bitch ass
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