Kevish 

Being named kevish is the biggest privilege in the world. He is the nicest, sweetest, funniest and cutest boy ever and will always know how to spice up your day and if your sad kevish’s know the exact way to cheer you up and make you feel like the most special person in the world. Kevish not only is a boomer but also has the biggest heart and is mega tall and too cute. If you have a kevish in your life you make sure you hold onto them and never let them go because losing a kevish is like losing your socks.

Kevishis a cool dude
Woah bro kevish is such a tall boomer!!
Kevish is looking extra thicc today

Kevish by __athenaxox November 28, 2019

Kevish 

Someone who is a "kevish" is an exceptionally arrogant person suffering of short stature who routinely thinks he is taller, better looking, and sexier than he really is; one who suffers from Dwarfism. Commonly confused with someone who has Little Man’s Disease.

Dude I was out last night at the bar and I had to save this poor girl from a kevish. The guy was literally up to her waist, and thought he was such a badass. The poor girl was so disgusted.

Kevish by ak47-minski December 7, 2009

miss keisha 

She fuckin dead

Miss Keisha! Miss Keisha! Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.

miss keisha by Miss Keisha January 3, 2018

Ms. Keisha 

A wonderful woman who represented equal rights for all. She ran for president of the United States of America in 6386 BC. Unfortunately, she passed in 2016.

Ms. Keisha? Oh mah fucking god she fucking dead.

Ms. Keisha by MamaSunshinesLilWorld October 20, 2018

Kenisha 

Kenisha's are very independent,loving,caring,sweetest and most all beautiful, they all find themselves caring for others even if it means putting their own happiness at risk, kenisha can be very dangerous individuals when you pissed them off, they are very hard working and level headed when it comes to achieving their goals. They are the greatest individuals to be friends with or to be in a relationship. Kenisha's do not often shows there feelings but their sarcastic and attitude levels are beyond the sky...... They are the most loveable and romantic girls you can ever meet. AND DONT EVEN LET ME MEANTION THEIR ATTITUDE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ...

Kenisha is a very hardworking and outspoken girl/woman

Kenisha by Punu May 10, 2018

Keisha 

A Keisha, is a female who is loyal. She is caring and kind, She is cute and pretty, she makes friends easily and intends to keep them, She has a big heart and she shows it. She helps whoever needs it. She is low-key depressed but never shows it. She is really shy but when you meet her she wont be shy, Shes a little bit crazy but the crazy ones are the best. She is one of those people that try really hard to make you laugh or smile. She has your back though thick and thin. She is classy but never trashy. She is somewhat Bi-polar. Just know that she is great and you can trust her, She respects whoever respects her.

Wow, whats her name?
Oh her name is Keisha
I want a [Keisha}

Keisha by One of them Keisha's October 9, 2016

kevihs 

A supposedly "good grammar school" for only girls

Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.

This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.

-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK

Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school

- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)

Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives

- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care

"You go to Kevihs?"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"

kevihs by Pseudonymous Unsinn January 17, 2020