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Kevistan

A fictional ex soviet central Asian republic which is run by seriel freebase fanatic and renown kiddy snatcher Kev.
The national vegetable of soviet Kevistan is pipe-ripened cherry
by Alkatraz90 March 21, 2021
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Kekistan

The holy Land of Kek, the home of the Kekistanians and people of Kekistani heritage, and warground between the Kekistani people and Normies.
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Where are you from?
Person #2

The glorious country of Kekistan.
by Glanderson Booper February 3, 2017
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kekistan

The ancient country of Kekistan. Home of the frog people, also home of the world famous now forbidden Pepe.
Stop being Kekophobic, I'm from Kekistan, praise keke
by FeelsTrumpman February 2, 2017
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Kekistan

Holy Land of the frog people. Praise Kek. REEEEEEEEEEEE
You may go to heaven and I will go to Kekistan.
by kekistanipraisekek May 9, 2017
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Kekistan

Kekistan is an invented ethnicity with a storied yet obviously entirely invented history, religion and culture.
It mocks how the far-right cling to their race and cultural purity narrative and how the far-left clings to their racial victimhood narrative with an parody of extreme patriotism and an oppression narrative about how the Normiestan and the Cuckistan nations oppressed the Kekistani people.
Let us prosecute a meme jihad against the Normies in the name of almighty KEK and the glorious nation of Kekistan
by Deus Dex July 12, 2017
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kekistani boombox

During the middle of intercourse, the dominant partner screams "Free Kek!" And blows themselves up. As a result, a big boom is heard, and the nearby Kekistanis will start singing the national anthem.
I wouldn't get into her dude. Word on the street is, she's just trying to Kekistani Boombox with someone.
by DetectiveB January 13, 2018
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KEKISTAN

All hail the great Kekistan.

Kekistan is a country known for many things. They are many different stories of how Kekistan came to be but the one true one would place it in the current place of Ethiopia. After a rebel group of hackers known as 4chan hacked all of Ethiopia's dirt in 2000 B.C they took the land over and created the great nation known as Kekistan.
Daddy Trump will support Kekistan and its great nation.
by idoitforfree June 2, 2017
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