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Kerzaffle 

Anything; often used in place of "smurf" or "morb"
Upon kerzaffling that kerzaffle, I nearly kerzaffled my kerzaffles.
Kerzaffle by The Kerzaffler December 8, 2022
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mumph kerfuffle 

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Mumph kerfuffle

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Fuckle Kerfuffle 

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.
A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"
Fuckle Kerfuffle by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

kerfuffle 

She caused quite a kerfuffle when she sent out that letter accusing them of cheating.
kerfuffle by lantian March 18, 2013

Alaskan Kerfuffle 

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!
i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled

Kerfuffled 

It’s like being confused, but in a new way. If you are kerfuffled, you have no idea what is happening but are still acting like you know what’s happening.
Man, Josh kerfuffled me so hard last night and i just had to act like i knew what was happening.
Kerfuffled by theboy🅱️🍚 December 28, 2019

kerfuffle 

A social imbroglio or brouhaha. An organizational misunderstanding leading to accusations and defensiveness.
I spend half my time these days on tbe phone with HR, ever since Bob started that kerfuffle with his flaming e-mail to everyone in the sociology department.
kerfuffle by Jess Grant January 20, 2004
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