Kersloshed 

To be so wet and saturated with water than the very next drop slides directly to the ground.

She was kersloshed by the recent downpour.

Kersloshed by HD da Weldon August 23, 2010

kersmashed

Very Drunk, somewhat hammered, To drink beyond the normal limits of the body to a seemingly enlightened state. Always positive.

Im soo kersmashed!...here, hold my beer so I can do a keg stand!

kersmashed by Metallkopf November 24, 2006

Keesolshed

Hammered beyond legible comprehension where one’s vocabulary turns into primal monke sounds

Grant & Zaid were keesolshed the other night after buttchugging 2 fourlokos

Keesolshed by xxpussy360xx January 31, 2022