kersmashed

Very Drunk, somewhat hammered, To drink beyond the normal limits of the body to a seemingly enlightened state. Always positive.

Im soo kersmashed!...here, hold my beer so I can do a keg stand!

kersmashed by Metallkopf November 24, 2006

keysmashery 

v. keysmash

A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.

ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333

ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;

"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.

#1: So keysmashery needs practice? :o

#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?

#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D

keysmashery by KK-shi November 30, 2007

kasmashed 

to slam into some object which does not move

that motorcycle kasmashed into a groupe of large trees. the cyclest kasmashed hard.

kasmashed by Andy Reopell March 5, 2008

Kersloshed 

To be so wet and saturated with water than the very next drop slides directly to the ground.

She was kersloshed by the recent downpour.

Kersloshed by HD da Weldon August 23, 2010

kertrashed 

The state of being extremely drunk.

Wow. I was I ever kertrashed last night, or what!

kertrashed by jmasterfunk October 13, 2006

kasmashed 

to slam into some object which does not move

that motorcycle kasmashed into a groupe of large trees. the cyclest kasmashed hard.

kasmashed by Andy Reopell March 5, 2008