Urban Dictionary: Definitions by xxpussy360xx

Keesolshed

Hammered beyond legible comprehension where one’s vocabulary turns into primal monke sounds

Grant & Zaid were keesolshed the other night after buttchugging 2 fourlokos

by xxpussy360xx January 31, 2022

These finals are tough we're going to get Muku'd

by xxpussy360xx November 5, 2022

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Definitively the best professor in existence who is also a sigma male. Gets all the women and is realistically built different. Let Him Cook!!!

Oh man i have to see this guy named Darius Miller, i've heard the best Professor in existence.

by xxpussy360xx February 22, 2023

When you get Pab'd by definition is when you get fucked, this is derived from the name of a man who showed 84 Students 0 mercy.

Oh man this fixed income final is going to be tough, we're gonna get Pab'd

by xxpussy360xx February 20, 2023