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Kentwood 

the badest gang bangers and the cutest girls
kentwood has the badest
Kentwood by jokeshoe August 10, 2019

Kentwood Clam Chowder 

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI
My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

Kentwood, MI

A city in Michigan, suburb of Grand Rapids. Known for its diversity, large school system, and ghettoness.

Also known as: Kenthood, K-Hood, Cuntwood, Cunthood
You go to East Kentwood? You must know a gang/how to fight.
You're from Kentwood, MI? Do you know (some name similar to Shanaynay, Demarious, etc)
Kentwood, MI by kaytG March 30, 2012

Kentwood highschool

If you go here, you VAPE. We are kentWEED a school within Kent consisting of the GREATEST ATHLETES IN THE WRLD. No one can defeat us. The Covington community is full of wonders ! Kentwood is simply a force to be reckoned with. It doesn’t matter what sport, you know they’re the best and you should be worried if you were to face these gods among men accelerating in everything. Bathrooms are full of freshman ripping mango juul pods radical dude ! Kentwood is quite the shmeal, an unstoppable force.
Yo you go to Kentwood highschool ? Lemme suck your dick !

Kenwood Academy High school 

A school in Chicago’s south side which still can’t get the temperature right and has a really good jazz band.
Teacher: Do you know Kenwood Academy High School?
Student: Yah that’s where R Kelly went
Teacher: Sadly yep
Kenwood is a small neighborhood right outside of the Washington D.C. in Chevy Chase, Md. It was originally founded as a farm in the 18th century and was later established as neighborhood. It is one of the country's finest and expensive neighborhoods with home prices between 5 to 17 million dollars. Chevy Chase, based on per capita income, is the richest community in the Country. While it is often believed that Greenwich or Westport is the Mecca of haute coutre and the center of White Judeo-Protestant wealth, Chevy Chase residents exceed their combined aggregate income by 9 figures.
High home prices are primarily due to large mansion style houses on that are on prime property because of proximity to D.C. Average price per 1 acre parcel is about 2.7 million dollars. The neighborhood borders Kenwood Country Club which is an exclusive country club that is open to membership by invite and recommendation only. Many years after world war II a Japanese ambassador lived in Kenwood and donated hundreds of Cherry Tree's to the neighborhood, and every spring they are in full bloom for a week and attract large international crowds for viewing.
speaker 1: "Hey where do you live"
speaker 2: "I live in Kenwood"
speaker 1: "wow, what company are you the CEO of?"
kenwood by Ronald Stetland December 3, 2006
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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