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Kentwood Clam Chowder 

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI
My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

Kentwood, MI

A city in Michigan, suburb of Grand Rapids. Known for its diversity, large school system, and ghettoness.

Also known as: Kenthood, K-Hood, Cuntwood, Cunthood
You go to East Kentwood? You must know a gang/how to fight.
You're from Kentwood, MI? Do you know (some name similar to Shanaynay, Demarious, etc)
Kentwood, MI by kaytG March 30, 2012

Kentwood highschool

If you go here, you VAPE. We are kentWEED a school within Kent consisting of the GREATEST ATHLETES IN THE WRLD. No one can defeat us. The Covington community is full of wonders ! Kentwood is simply a force to be reckoned with. It doesn’t matter what sport, you know they’re the best and you should be worried if you were to face these gods among men accelerating in everything. Bathrooms are full of freshman ripping mango juul pods radical dude ! Kentwood is quite the shmeal, an unstoppable force.
Yo you go to Kentwood highschool ? Lemme suck your dick !

Kentwood 

1. A group of weird hot people with one alpha who is called daddy.
2.They need jesus
You see these guys over there?

Yeah, they look like a kentwood.
Kentwood by Hpforfree February 3, 2019

Kentwood 

the badest gang bangers and the cutest girls
kentwood has the badest
Kentwood by jokeshoe August 10, 2019

Kentworth 

Hate for children and families
The man was kentworth towards the family when he didn't care if they had food or not.
Kentworth by JakeRake July 22, 2024
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