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A Kenshot is a cumshot so large that it will cover virtually the entire back of the female involved. In cases of small Asiatic women, particularly in Las Vegas, Nevada, this Kenshot could conceivably cover her entire body. When a Kenshot is perpetrated onto the face of a female, one runs the very real risk of drowning her, therefore steps must quickly be made to towel off the mucous membranes of the face (ie nostrils and mouth) to allow proper respiration to take place and is considered a true emergency as the volume of ejaculate is so large, this female has mere seconds before aspiration of said cum. As well, a good shampoo is likely to be needed after completion of both rear and frontal Kenshots.

Differentiation between Kenshots and the more typical cumshots gained via Edging can be gained in the knowledge that the shooter has indeed recently cum; whereas edging is gained through withholding ejaculate, giving the illusion of a Kenshot. Claiming to shoot Kenshots when one is actually engaging in Edging, is considered uncouth in 100% of Megaload Social Networks.
Dick: "Holy shit Ken, you drenched her in cum!"
John: "Yeah bruh, he blasted her back with a Kenshot! I saw the whole thing through the

John: "Yeah bruh, he blasted her back with a Kenshot! I saw the whole thing through the crack in the door! Ken’s cum has rizz, no cap!"

Ken: "Vegas, Baby!"
Asian girl laying face down, drenched in cummies: “Yoooo, for real, that’s the most drenched I’ve ever been in cummies! Bravo and Arigato!”
Kenshot by Max Cumlord October 5, 2024
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A stinky Monkey who like to jump around poop.
Did you saw that monkey?

Yes, because it is stinky it is a Kensho
Kensho by HappyGayDuck June 29, 2020
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Kenshounen 

Kenshounen is a guy that looks like a fucking rat with a 1cm penis. He a fuckboy. no women like him. aw
kenshounen: Yo shordy ya wanna fuck? i got a big diqque
girl: No u fuck
Kenshounen by kmdkd October 22, 2018
The act of abandoning your squad in battle royale games with the intention of finding better loot.
He died all the time because he kenshits.
kenshit by DoctorWolf August 20, 2018
"Hey you're mean!"
"WELL YOU'RE KENSHO!"
Kensho by Soapy Lemon December 31, 2011

kenshoun 

Kenshoun is some fuck who looks like a fucking rat from the sewers. He is so short and he has a 1cm dick (i assume)
Omg look at that disgusting rat, kenshoun
kenshoun by MxriaeEEEee October 22, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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