Ken Bone

A God that walks among mere mortals here on Earth.

I worship Ken Bone and his sweater 5 times a day, for I am devout to my Lord.

by ACJ99 October 12, 2016

Ken Bone

The man who won the second presidential campaing.

Man: Hey, you watch the debate last night?
Other guy: Yeah, Ken Bone totally stole the show.

by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp October 11, 2016

Ken Bone

Ken Bone is the light in the election who showed up in the second election.

Ken Bone is bae

by M3m3 lord 420 November 13, 2016

ken bone

how will we obtain are energy needs whale staying environmentally friendly

ken bone is thiccc

by ken bone worshiper July 31, 2020

Ken Boned

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

by kennith_bone October 16, 2016