Kempfered
When you make an exceptionally smart purchase on a used go kart off of Craigslist from a guy in Elgin and you attach a jerry-rigged zamboni so you can manicure better ice for the regulars.
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Keppered
Keppered by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017
Rempfered
Rempfered by Res Judicata April 17, 2012
keplered
When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.
The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.
This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.
This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
keplered by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018
keffered
The art of grabbing a ram sheep by the horns and the scrotum with both hands, and tossing like a sack of potatoes.
keffered by alsonotherbert April 6, 2017
Kempfer
kempfers came from germany many years ago, they are born beautiful, intelligent and strong willed. they are also known to have bad tempers and some of the baddest mofos you will meet. family is the most important aspect to them and they are too quick to stand up for a relative or defend family or friends. some of them (ME) are wild lovers of music and like to party, and at times may get a little roudy , usually the first girl to get sloppy drunk and beat someones ass. . . other than that we are just the best ever and generally very fun people to b around. most of us have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh :D.
Kempfer by Shortyblueskies April 11, 2011
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