Kempy

To sneak out of the bar without anybody knowing

He pulled a Kempy. We were having a great time and he said' "I gotta take a leak" and we never saw him again.

by Meekie! January 23, 2010

Kempy

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

by AnNaKeMp February 3, 2009

kempy

Kempy is a youth with a massive head

God kempy your such a kempy with that head man

by zachface January 23, 2008

Kempy

(Adjective) Blatantly off-center. Especially when there are clear markings to designate center.

Damn, the whole rooms all kempy. How in the heck... the center line is right there!

by M16nPregnant August 9, 2019

kempy

Bit bald

That Kempy looks bald

by Sam Hopkins November 23, 2021

Kempy

Prioritizing your dick over everyone else in your life.

When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.

Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.

"Did he just leave his girl to get his dick sucked by someone halfway across the world? Did he just pull a Kempy?

"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"

by Mike's Shit Defs April 6, 2022

Kempy and Tazz

something comletly different but at the same time, bloody awsome.

"OMG this is so like kempy and tazz"

"what a wierd drink, lets name it kempy and tazz"

by lilmissme9 February 1, 2009