kempy

Kempy is a youth with a massive head

God kempy your such a kempy with that head man

by zachface January 23, 2008

Kempy

To sneak out of the bar without anybody knowing

He pulled a Kempy. We were having a great time and he said' "I gotta take a leak" and we never saw him again.

by Meekie! January 23, 2010

Kempy

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

by AnNaKeMp February 3, 2009

Kempi

One of the hottest rappers from Holland, born in Curacao. And he lives in Eindhoven. He is one of the few wel known Real Ghetto Rappers in Holland.
Hits: Kutsysteem, Zet Um Op Baby, Zoveel Stress

Guy: Man, did you heard that kempi is just arrested for having a gun and coke.
Guy2:Again? Does he has a prison-subscription?

by Postboy May 21, 2007

Kempy

(Adjective) Blatantly off-center. Especially when there are clear markings to designate center.

Damn, the whole rooms all kempy. How in the heck... the center line is right there!

by M16nPregnant August 9, 2019

Kempy and Tazz

something comletly different but at the same time, bloody awsome.

"OMG this is so like kempy and tazz"

"what a wierd drink, lets name it kempy and tazz"

by lilmissme9 February 1, 2009

Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.

On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.

by Thelony March 11, 2023