Kempy 

To sneak out of the bar without anybody knowing

He pulled a Kempy. We were having a great time and he said' "I gotta take a leak" and we never saw him again.

Kempy by Meekie! January 23, 2010

Kempy 

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

Kempy by AnNaKeMp February 3, 2009

kempy 

Kempy is a youth with a massive head

God kempy your such a kempy with that head man

kempy by zachface January 23, 2008

Kempy 

(Adjective) Blatantly off-center. Especially when there are clear markings to designate center.

Damn, the whole rooms all kempy. How in the heck... the center line is right there!

Kempy by M16nPregnant August 9, 2019

kempy 

Bit bald

That Kempy looks bald

kempy by Sam Hopkins November 23, 2021

Kempy 

Prioritizing your dick over everyone else in your life.

When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.

Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.

"Did he just leave his girl to get his dick sucked by someone halfway across the world? Did he just pull a Kempy?

"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"

Kempy by Mike's Shit Defs April 6, 2022

Kempy and Tazz

something comletly different but at the same time, bloody awsome.

"OMG this is so like kempy and tazz"

"what a wierd drink, lets name it kempy and tazz"

Kempy and Tazz by lilmissme9 February 1, 2009