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Kempe by Kempehater69 November 24, 2021
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Tom Kempe 

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.
Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe
Tom Kempe by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Hemp Kempe 

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.
Hemp Kempe by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Leon Kempe 

Smartest guy alive (and dead)
Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead
Leon Kempe by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023

Kemberly 

Kemberly also known to be spelled as Kimberly but their

Cool,down to earth,caring,fun,loyal,honest,and can be a bit of a home body overall their cool....
Kem ber ly
Hey kemberly

Hey kimberly
Kemberly by Kem kem December 21, 2016
someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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