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A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.
Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe
by LukeJames3221 October 03, 2015
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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