A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.

In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'

klemistry by BillChris May 26, 2009

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khemistry cids

the six most intelligent people you will EVER meet. Known for their exquisite knowledge of the subject Chemistry. They go to SRV, and had Hendo as a teacher who enlightened them about the magical world of Chemistry! The Khemistry Cids are Emma, Jordan, Nina, Ella (rip), Henry, and Avis. Literally the 6 best cids you will EVER meet. Follow their viral instagram where they became famous @khemistry_cids

Hendo: "Time to play quiet live"
Khemistry Cids: "Were gonna win"
*they never win*

khemistry cids by Gef May 28, 2019

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Khemistry

The lesson in which we aquire cultural learnings for benefit glorious nation of Khibistan, from our teacher Chibat.

Tom: 'Rob we got Chib today?'
Rob: 'Why yes we do Tom ready for some Kuality Khemistry my son?'
Tom: 'Yeee boi....'

Khemistry by TDLedge September 30, 2007

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kimistry

Kimistry is a sweet , loving , and loyal person . She might be mean but she loves very hard and that’s how she show her love . Whoever meets a Kimistry you should be very lucky because she would make your day bright

Kimistry’s a great friend

I love Kimistry so much

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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