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Keichelle 

pr:, "Key-shell", "Ka-shell", "K'Shell". Common mispronunciations include "Ker-shell", "Ker-chell", "Ka-chell-ee".

Often misunderstood as "Michelle" or "Rachelle" whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: "No, it's Keichelle - it's like Michelle, but with a "K"!!!!"..

The term "Keichelle" is not to be confused with the similar "Keichelle the Locktician." Keichelles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. Please do not call and ask her to. While there are over 13 known Keichelles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original Keichelle nature. The first Keichelle known to the United States became established in early 1981.

The following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term "Keichelle".

1. An American girl who is hella-uber awesome.

2. One who has two genetically different sets of DNA due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered.

3. One who watches the watchers.

4. The mother to a child prodigy.

5. One who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day.

6. One who has equally difficult-to-pronounce middle and last names.

7. One who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.
1. One might state to another person "She's hella-uber awesome!" Where as the one spoken to would reply: "Well duh, she is Keichelle!"

2. In an unusual circumstance one might say: "Where did the other twin go?..... Um..... Keichelle?!??"

3. Those who often are caught conspiring exclaim: "Damn it Keichelle! You ruined everything!"

4. A small extremely clever and manipulative child will often cry, "Mommy? MOOOOMmy? Ma- ma?" Where as the father of the child will exclaim: "Keichelle, your son is calling you!"

5. A pet owner can often be found saying "Oh dear, Fluffy smells like rotton turnips again and is all scraggly looking. Time to call Keichelle!"

6. People with equally or more difficult to pronounce middle names commonly have hyphenation, accent marks, or German/Romanian Origins present in each name.

7. People in a random grooming salon may come in one day to find tiny plastic green army men set up and ready to attack customers in an imaginary war. One groomer may say to the other: "Uh- what is this???" where by the other groomers will reply, "Oh that was just Keichelle again. There were no dogs last night from 4:30 PM to 9PM."
Keichelle by CenturianPonii February 3, 2010

Kilmichael 

A Parish situated in west cork, Ireland.
The most beautiful, scenic land and rolling hills, it is a place filled with sexy men and beautiful women.
A must to live in.

Also home to a famous ambush during the war against the Black N Tans

Famous for the song 'The Boys of Kilmichael'
and Football.
Kilmichael Rural Cork Beautiful
Kilmichael by Corcaigh June 12, 2011
the jewish form of the name michael
pronounced "kike-ul"
YO that kid kichael jewspari is such a jew
kichael by anntanntoeeneeeaaa March 18, 2008

demichael 

Smart , Handsome man that Loves white girls. Can be an Asshole and very possessive. Usually called Daddy
Demichael is so Daddyish
demichael by DuckyDucky69 December 20, 2016

demichaela 

The cutest person on earth and with steal you’re man in a heart beat but you good she don’t want him she don’t do relationships
Oooh look at Demichaela she so fine
demichaela by Because I said so.. November 22, 2021

Emichael 

Emichael is a mix of Michael + Emaan making the perfect shipping.
They usually try and deny the feelings about each other everyone already knows about them
Someone: So how long have you been together
Emichael: We're not together SHUT UP
Emichael by Skullz180 February 13, 2019
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