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Kaiden and Kemicheal 

Kaiden and Kemicheal are the best of lovers

Keichelle 

pr:, "Key-shell", "Ka-shell", "K'Shell". Common mispronunciations include "Ker-shell", "Ker-chell", "Ka-chell-ee".

Often misunderstood as "Michelle" or "Rachelle" whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: "No, it's Keichelle - it's like Michelle, but with a "K"!!!!"..

The term "Keichelle" is not to be confused with the similar "Keichelle the Locktician." Keichelles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. Please do not call and ask her to. While there are over 13 known Keichelles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original Keichelle nature. The first Keichelle known to the United States became established in early 1981.

The following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term "Keichelle".

1. An American girl who is hella-uber awesome.

2. One who has two genetically different sets of DNA due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered.

3. One who watches the watchers.

4. The mother to a child prodigy.

5. One who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day.

6. One who has equally difficult-to-pronounce middle and last names.

7. One who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.
1. One might state to another person "She's hella-uber awesome!" Where as the one spoken to would reply: "Well duh, she is Keichelle!"

2. In an unusual circumstance one might say: "Where did the other twin go?..... Um..... Keichelle?!??"

3. Those who often are caught conspiring exclaim: "Damn it Keichelle! You ruined everything!"

4. A small extremely clever and manipulative child will often cry, "Mommy? MOOOOMmy? Ma- ma?" Where as the father of the child will exclaim: "Keichelle, your son is calling you!"

5. A pet owner can often be found saying "Oh dear, Fluffy smells like rotton turnips again and is all scraggly looking. Time to call Keichelle!"

6. People with equally or more difficult to pronounce middle names commonly have hyphenation, accent marks, or German/Romanian Origins present in each name.

7. People in a random grooming salon may come in one day to find tiny plastic green army men set up and ready to attack customers in an imaginary war. One groomer may say to the other: "Uh- what is this???" where by the other groomers will reply, "Oh that was just Keichelle again. There were no dogs last night from 4:30 PM to 9PM."
Keichelle by CenturianPonii February 3, 2010

Kemichael 

Big dick ass nigga but loyal, popular ,and childish .
Kemichael fine
Kemichael by Ht5 October 17, 2019

kermichelle

This is a tall lightskin girl, who has the most beautiful smile. She's very smart and polite but don't take her for granted and don't miss treat her because once you lose her you not gonna get her back.
I saw kermichelle when I went to watch black panther and got her number.
kermichelle by Sjctotheworld May 15, 2018
Kicheal is a very very interesting name to name your newborn baby boy it can mean anything as long and maybe you have a friend name Kicheal. Or your name is Kicheal my only option on this name is well l just love the name Kicheal. Or you can name your pet Kicheal too the name Kicheal for short is Kicha
Alexa :Hello Kicheal how are you today.

Kicheal: eh lm good
Kicheal by Kichelle-mushroom December 18, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022