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The best man ever lived on earth, has a huge brain and a massive penis that is at least 25 cm. The best trader ever and a Nobel prize winner. So rich that buys a new Ferrari every other day. Great guy and friend, if you ever have a chance of meeting one, kneel before your emperor and luck will always follow you. God's favorite son full stop
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Kemel by Kemelsady November 23, 2021
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Yulia Kamelia

She's from Malaysia but her parents are Ukrainians. She's so beautiful and has a wonderful voice.
I love Yulia Kamelia's singing.
Yulia Kamelia by Wanita Brunei January 29, 2023
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Keel over and DIE 

A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.
Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE

Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017

keelah se'lai 

A common Quarian phrase, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect, meaning "By the home world I hope to see one day." Exiled from their homeworld, the Quarians (an alien race known for their technological genius) have lived as space-nomads for about three centuries. Like the phrase "peace be with you", the phrase "keelah se'lai" can mean many things. But whether to express surprise, happiness, or frustration - for them to swear on their homeworld is the meaningful expression they have.
to an army waiting to massacre a synthetic race that drove them from their homeworld, although, ha-ha-ha, they claim to be peaceful now, a frustrated soldier says: "The enemy doesn't want to fight you! If you can believe that for just one minute, this war will be over. You have a choice. Please. Keelah Se'lai."
'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '
Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?
keelt by The Don2 November 10, 2006

Kamelåså 

"Kamelåså" is a made-up faux-Danish word by Norwegian comedy show Uti Vår Hage, meant to ridicule the perceived unintelligibility of Danish language (apparently by Danish people themselves as well). Often used by Norwegians to pick on Danes.
Storekeeper: "I didn't know what the fuck a 'syggelekokle' was, so I just gave him some teip-rests."
Customer: "I don't know what he gave me, but it was wrong. So I just had to take a wild shot, so I just said the word 'kamelåså'..."
Kamelåså by Gargaj October 30, 2008
Most beautiful and wild girl., she has a nice face and her smile is something to look forward too also she’s a Hispanic not any Hispanic an costariacan .;(she’s hot)
Kembly is the definition of perfection. ;)
Kembly by Jtheboss of u November 13, 2017