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There has been and always will be only one kelara in the entire universe.
kelara by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010
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kelvar Kevlar Kalvary kelara keldar kelgar Kellaros Kelvorax kevari Kelaart

Kevlar Neck Gaiter 

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.
“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
the material used to make bulletproof vests
his kevlar vest stopped the bullet from killing him
Kevlar by ShinDragonZ April 4, 2003
n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.
LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!

Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
kelgar by bammcks November 8, 2007
A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar
Kelbar by Cluey123 March 6, 2019

The Kelkar 

kissing in the kelkar for 47 hours and 5 minutes
Eleanor: *Planks*
Darby: Omg are we gonna kiss in The Kelkar???
The Kelkar by Faeyon November 3, 2022