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kelara by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010
Kevlar Neck Gaiter
A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.
“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
Kevlar Neck Gaiter by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020
Kevlar
Kevlar by ShinDragonZ April 4, 2003
kelgar
n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.
Kelbar
A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
The Kelkar
The Kelkar by Faeyon November 3, 2022
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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